Wednesday 3 September 2014

KINKY THE SOCIAL NETWORK LIAR (bowen alakada)


We all know kinkyslim an Accounting student of Bowen University 300l going to 400l.it has come to our attention that kinky is a social network liar and thorough investigation has been done on this matter with few of his close friends admits he is a legend when it comes to lies and he is popularly known as 'WALE MAYBACH'!

We all know the reports that were released earlier last session that his ex Emmanuella broke up with him because of his  passion for lies and his high devotion to forming what he is not!his close friends all had something to say to this matter his Ex also has had her own share of the matter many times telling her friends and roomies how cute he is but he loves lies than anything else and she saw no future with him she just had to let go.His ex roomies claim to be sick and tired of his lies and all.The worst her his departmental colleagues now gossip and all,they even ask each other every monday that "whats wale new mixtape" or "whats the new update on kinky" or "whats the latest on kinky the God of maybachs"

something we all are thought when we were young was not to lie ..but WALE is jes a typical example of alakada,words of his close friend in accounting.

A pic of kinky claiming he gat a new air jordans that d original belonged to Dj khaled

kinky claiming to play polo posting a pic with no facial recognition
Kinky claiming he fell while playin polo while dis is a from a practice game at the polo club,lagos
it saddens me to see a cute boy like him making internet stunts dat aint worth it,cos we dunno who is who and where we going tomorrow,sometimes u lie that u something your not nobody will want to help you even when you need help they will believe you have already,be wise even people that have dont brag what they have speak for them.
KINKY'S LIES AND FEEDBACKS
*my dad is the minister of aviation....common bro we all av google yhu knw we checked and he aint
*i wanted to travel to spain to get my new shoes and comeback all in 3days...bro the designer is in Milan,Italy
*posting pics that aint his on IG....bro u be catfish,stop being an imposter be real man!
*he once called an iphone 4 a 5...bro we all have eyes you know
*Am as good as ethan stone of pirates...Bro calm down we were told your not,chikitoe told us all
*ella cant live without me...last time i checked she is done with you and unfollowed u on twitter

Live is all about deuces....live a life thats real and true,what will a man gain from a life of lies and fakes nothing than shame!
it took a committee of six to gather this ,i bolaji ,two top designers in BUI ,Mr famzer himself,eddierondo murphy,and his bestie *winks*

Posted by BOLAJI 'rude girl the caster'

2 comments:

Unknown said...

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dele said...

sigh...if dis is really true....i think nigga as a problem,he prolly lies without knowing