MC DAMMY LIVE IN BOWEN UNIVERSITY

One Time Best Comedian in Bowen University 'Mc DAMMY ' is giving back to the bowen public with his one day show titled 'MC DAMMY Live in Bowen'

This one Day show will be graced by many acts

*Jo el

*J blaze

*Gbenga adeyinka

*and many more artiste and comedians

Venue:NLT

Time:1pm prompt

Date:24th october. 2014

Gate Fee:#500 (its nt up to a shawarma)

Check posters and handbills for where to purchase Tickets.

TOP 10 ARGUMENTS IN BOWEN UNIVERSITY

Top 10 arguments in Bowen university

1)Davido Vs Wizkid , Who is better?

 2)Messi Vs Ronaldo ,Who is better?

 3)Bolaji CIT 400L Vs Daniel 300l agric ; Who is better?

 4)KAS vs OSHO Damilola ;who is finer ,fresher, and dresses well???

 5)300L and 400L which level got the best cute girls and boiz

 6)SSE vs SMS who gat the highest number of wayward girls?

 7)Spicy Vs J ara who is better ?

 8)Does Dannyvibes have the potential to get to the top

 9)SUREX Vs HICEE vs SURPRISE Vs TRUX who has gat the best tees???

10)Diego costa Vs angel Di maria who is the best summer transfer??

This was compiled by few female and male bowen goonz
 Posted by BOLAJI

BOWEN MISS MONEY BAG

TOPE 500L AGRIC AND FOODSCIENCE FACULTY BOWEN MISS MONEY BAG

NO DOUBT SHE NO GET MATE FOR BOWEN ,she drives a camry 2013 and rangerover sport 2013 and also own avensis 2013 .she is the type of girl that makes u look at your girlfriend and say why are you poor,she is the type that will intimidate most bowen boiz.she is humble but still money talks...respect to the Bowen alakija
She doesnt make mouth she doesnt shout no additional gragra,no crew or disciples just her alone

KAS THE BOWEN KASSANOVA(casanova)

we all know the boy called Kas ,real name Tobi,the boy that likes to form fresh alot,and u see him in every parole zone in school like MTN.He is a 300l going to 400l student of  CIT.a memeber of KTS CLIQUE (KAS TINIE SHUGA CLIQUE).He is just an explicit example of the word Casanova,he thinks he can get anyone he wants.

KAS

KAS FAMZING BANKY W,tho all of us will famze sha

well we all know Kas is cute and all,he is even the frontier of his clique (clique's muscle man) cos he is highly presentable who cares tho,but him having the thoughts to be the most sort after guy in BUI is so jes f**ked up
he claims he has dated 13 top Bowen girls,with the likes of light Dami eco,adejoke ,itunu ,daniella,layo and many more.Its just funny to know that most of this girls know each other but they just cant put THEIR HEADS together and say NO. .Kas is forming star boy ,boy wonder and Mr bowen.

so after many conversation with seven of his ex they all said to us that he might be cute but gat several bad characters
KAS BAD XTERS
*he boasts alot ,he says stuffs he cannot do
*he is a lying sc*mbag
*he likes to cajole
*he is immature
*he is a little whining kid
*he is a cheat
 *he looks down on people
*HE forms Porsche and he aint up to a Camry.LOL

well many girls have been victims of his good looks but i think its time you all get to know the real him so when school resumes No girl will fall for his antiques.he is a one semester one girlfriend type and different side chicks...guess he should be running a poultry.KAS AND his so called two friends are just something else ,whenever you see them on the gossip chair all they do is make jest of girls and say how ugly they look.SMH.

my advice to KAS we all know your cute and all better face your book and stop roaming up and down looking for new babes to tick off ur cute girls list because you can spend your time on your studies am sure ur CGPA cannot flash MTN to MTN

WELL this is not a false story we all know it is true ,well the Casanova has been casted.BETTER STILL KAS IS KASTED!!!!!!!#GBAM

POSTED BY BOLAJI

KINKY THE SOCIAL NETWORK LIAR (bowen alakada)

We all know kinkyslim an Accounting student of Bowen University 300l going to 400l.it has come to our attention that kinky is a social network liar and thorough investigation has been done on this matter with few of his close friends admits he is a legend when it comes to lies and he is popularly known as 'WALE MAYBACH'!

We all know the reports that were released earlier last session that his ex Emmanuella broke up with him because of his  passion for lies and his high devotion to forming what he is not!his close friends all had something to say to this matter his Ex also has had her own share of the matter many times telling her friends and roomies how cute he is but he loves lies than anything else and she saw no future with him she just had to let go.His ex roomies claim to be sick and tired of his lies and all.The worst her his departmental colleagues now gossip and all,they even ask each other every monday that "whats wale new mixtape" or "whats the new update on kinky" or "whats the latest on kinky the God of maybachs"

something we all are thought when we were young was not to lie ..but WALE is jes a typical example of alakada,words of his close friend in accounting.

A pic of kinky claiming he gat a new air jordans that d original belonged to Dj khaled

kinky claiming to play polo posting a pic with no facial recognition

Kinky claiming he fell while playin polo while dis is a from a practice game at the polo club,lagos

it saddens me to see a cute boy like him making internet stunts dat aint worth it,cos we dunno who is who and where we going tomorrow,sometimes u lie that u something your not nobody will want to help you even when you need help they will believe you have already,be wise even people that have dont brag what they have speak for them.
KINKY'S LIES AND FEEDBACKS
*my dad is the minister of aviation....common bro we all av google yhu knw we checked and he aint
*i wanted to travel to spain to get my new shoes and comeback all in 3days...bro the designer is in Milan,Italy
*posting pics that aint his on IG....bro u be catfish,stop being an imposter be real man!
*he once called an iphone 4 a 5...bro we all have eyes you know
*Am as good as ethan stone of pirates...Bro calm down we were told your not,chikitoe told us all
*ella cant live without me...last time i checked she is done with you and unfollowed u on twitter

Live is all about deuces....live a life thats real and true,what will a man gain from a life of lies and fakes nothing than shame!
it took a committee of six to gather this ,i bolaji ,two top designers in BUI ,Mr famzer himself,eddierondo murphy,and his bestie *winks*

Posted by BOLAJI 'rude girl the caster'

FRUIT BAT ARE A CONCERN FOR BOWEN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS

Bowen university freshman year students and returning students av raised a concern on social media over the number of fruit bats in d school who are also regarded as carriers of EBOLA,because the number of bats to student ratio is 5;1......So it has been a major concern for many bowenites and they have raised their voice on social network crying out to the school authority to try and end the evolution of bats in Bowen university.

BOWEN UNIVERSITY DROPS IN THE 2014 UNIVERSITY RANKING IN NIGERIA

BOWEN UNIVERSITY dropped in the current 2014 icu and nuc ranking for Nigerian universities.Many say its a drastic drop from a school that produces students full of potential.But we all know 2014 has been eventful and amidst and after all the turmoil the school is still standing as ONE. ICU ranked Bowen University 78th and NUC ranked Bowen University 44th.

Here is the icu list

1  University of Ilorin	Ilorin
2  University of Lagos	Lagos
3  Obafemi Awolowo University	Ile-Ife
4  University of Ibadan	Ibadan
5  Landmark University	Omu-Aran
6  Covenant University	Ota
7  Federal University of Technology, Minna	Minna
8  University of Benin	Ugbowo ...
9  University of Agriculture, Abeokuta	Abeokuta ...
10  University of Nigeria	Nsukka ...
11  Madonna University	Okija ...
12  Ahmadu Bello University	Zaria
13  University of Port Harcourt	Port Harcourt
14  Federal University of Technology, Akure	Akure
15  Rivers State University of Science and Technology	Port Harcourt
16  Bayero University Kano	Kano
17  University of Jos	Jos
18  Nnamdi Azikiwe University	Awka ...
19  Redeemer's University	Mowe
20  University of Maiduguri	Maiduguri
21  Ebonyi State University	Abakaliki
22  Ekiti State University, Ado Ekiti	Ado-Ekiti
23  Ladoke Akintola University of Technology	Ogbomoso ...
24  Lagos State University	Ojo
25  Joseph Ayo Babalola University	Ikeji-Arakeji
26  Federal University, Oye-Ekiti	Oye ...
27  Kwara State University	Ilorin
28  Veritas University	Abuja
29  Federal University of Technology, Owerri	Owerri
30  Adekunle Ajasin University	Akungba Akoko ...
31  University of Uyo	Uyo
32  Pan African University	Lagos
33  Bingham University	Auta Balifi
34  Federal University, Dutse	Dutse
35  Osun State University	Oshogbo ...
36  University of Calabar	Calabar
37  Umaru Musa Yar'Adua University	Katsina
38  Nasarawa State University	Keffi
39  Federal University, Ndufu-Alike	Ndufu-Alike
40  American University of Nigeria	Yola
41  Afe Babalola University	Ado-Ekiti
42  Baze University	Abuja
43  Lead City University	Ibadan
44  Tai Solarin University of Education	Ijebu-Ode ...
45  Federal University, Otuoke	Otuoke
46  University of Agriculture, Makurdi	Makurdi
47  Enugu State University of Science and Technology	Enugu
48  Ambrose Alli University	Ekpoma
49  Niger Delta University	Wilberforce Island Yenagoa
50  Renaissance University	Enugu
51  Anambra State University	Uli
52  Crawford University	Faith City ...
53  Kaduna State University	Kaduna
54  Federal University of Petroleum Resources	Effurun
55  Achievers University, Owo	Owo
56  Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University	Bauchi
57  Delta State University, Abraka	Abraka
58  Ajayi Crowther University	Oyo Town
59  African University of Science and Technology	Abuja
60  Benue State University	Makurdi
61  Al-Hikmah University	Ilorin ...
62  Olabisi Onabanjo University	Ago Iwoye ...
63  Caleb University	Imota
64  Nigerian Turkish Nile University	Abuja
65  Paul University	Awka
66  Bells University of Technology	Ota
67  Modibbo Adama University of Technology	Yola
68  Adeleke University	Ede
69  Igbinedion University Okada	Okada ...
70  Fountain University	Oshogbo
71  Federal University, Lokoja	Lokoja
72  Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University	Lapai
73  Michael Okpara University of Agriculture	Umuahia
74  Benson Idahosa University	Benin City
75  Caritas University	Enugu
76  Ondo State University of Science & Technology	Okitipupa
77  Babcock University	Ilishan-Remo ...
78  Bowen University	Iwo
79  University of Mkar	Mkar
80  Kebbi State University of Science and Technology	Aliero
81  Oduduwa University	Ile Ife
82  Novena University	Ogume
83  University of Abuja	Abuja
84  Imo State University	Owerri
85  Obong University	Obong Ntak
86  Usmanu Danfodio University	Sokoto
87  Kano University of Science and Technology	Wudil
88  Federal University, Kashere	Kashere
89  Crescent University	Abeokuta
90  Salem University	Lokoja
91  Abia State University	Uturu
92  Elizade University	Ilara-Mokin
93  Western Delta University	Oghara
94  Cross River University of Science & Technology	Calabar ...
95  Federal University, Dutsin-Ma	Dutsin-Ma
96  Wellspring University	Benin City
97  Wesley University of Science and Technology	Ondo City
98  Adamawa State University	Mubi
99  Gombe State University	Gombe
100  Federal University, Wukari	Wukari